So let’s pose a math question to the universe. If I finish all of my last three days in a major deficit -209, -781, -691, does the universe owe me bigger slice of cake?

The best thing about posting here is you can’t see what I do next…JOKING.

Would you judge me less if I told you tonight’s deficit is -691 including all of the cake?

I just know someone here will want to say something to me about sugar. I will repeat the sentiment about living a balanced life.

And please don’t worry, there were no additional slices of cake harmed during the making of this post.

Signed,

160LBS, half dressed, fully caked, 9:24pm.